WARNING: SPOILERS
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Welcome to the age of dinosaurs. Again.
Jurassic World enjoys
a slow build up to the jaw-crushing fun as brothers Zach and Gray prepare to be
shipped off by their parents to visit their aunt, Claire, (Bryce Dallas
Howard), the director in charge of the trendiest island getaway since Lost.
Zach is the typical teenager - broody and seemingly
indifferent to his brother and parents. Gray is the dinosaur expert: bright-eyed, and excited for every new wonder of the park to unfold around him.
As the boys spend time wandering around the attractions, including a Sea World-esque tribute to the Mosasaurus, a giant amphibian dinosaur, Claire introduces
the owner of the park, Simon Masrani, to the science team's latest achievement:
the Indominus Rex (because a T-Rex just really needs to be scarier).
The Indominus Rex is kept in a special part of the park,
with reinforced walls and windows. It's explained that the Indominus Rex, which
will forever be known as In-Rex, for the purposes of this article, is a hybrid
of other animals - though what, exactly makes up its DNA code is not explained
- and is possibly fifty feet in length. It is also white and clearly camera shy
when it moves through the foliage inside his cage.
Claire is stiff, cold, and all business as she describes the
In-Rex and the cage. She sees the dinosaurs as animals, referring to them as
'it,' and is more concerned about profit and sustainability than bonding with
the dinosaurs. Masrani is in awe. He is giddy about the advancements being made
in science, and showing people something they have never seen before. He enjoys
wonder. He is also smart enough to be afraid of the In-Rex's abilities.
He suggests that Claire talks to Owen, a former Navy
S.E.A.L, and current dinosaur trainer extraordinaire, to look over the In-Rex's
cage. He wants the public as safe as possible, a noble goal that, ultimately,
falls way, way short as the movie
progresses.
Here, we pause for a message from our corporate sponsors.
Movies about dinosaurs must be as expensive as the parks,
because there are a lot of sponsors.
The writers are also fans of irony. They mock consumerism even as they
encourage you to buy a Lexus and stay at your nearest, family-friendly
Sheraton. At one point, the question is asked why the companies that sponsor
Jurassic World don't start naming the dinosaurs - and that people are no longer
impressed by dinosaurs, so selling tickets has become a priority.
And back to our regular programming.
Owen (Chris Pratt) is shown at the top of a steel platform.
Below him, four raptors are being taught operant conditioning with a clicker,
Chris Pratt's: 'Listen to me, buddy, I'm Chris Pratt,' voice, and some tasty
treats. As the test ends successfully -- the raptors obeying his commands
perfectly -- he is applauded and met by the villain de jour, Hoskins. Every movie
about giant animals needs that one guy who thinks he can control them. Hoskins
is that guy. He plans on using the raptors for military purposes, making the
point that war is natural, there will always be a need for better equipment,
and that if raptors can be trained, they can give their side the advantage.
It's all very: 'Let's establish the groundwork for a sequel and complicate the
good guys' chances of survival later on.'
Claire searches out Owen as he settles into his bungalow for
a post-raptor training beer. The thing that hit me first about the pair is that
they are both fans of control. Owen applies control to his work, where Claire
applies it to everything in her life. Owen is an example of what Claire could
be, should she allow herself to relax. The two went on one date that did not
end well. Claire had an outline of the date in place; Owen wore Bermuda shorts.
Sexual tension enters stage right and does a slow samba all over Owen's front
yard as Claire asks him to look over the In-Rex's paddock.
They argue about the animals - her need to control
everything and see them as nothing more than animals and his belief that they
are creatures worthy of respect, worth of more than a theme park. The banter is
fun and witty, and in no way makes you worry about the In-Rex escaping and
teaching all the arrogant humans about trying to own and control a dinosaur
fifty feet long.
And, then, of course, the scary, genetically-enhanced super
dinosaur escapes. Because what is a family-friendly park without a meat-eating
dinosaur that can chomp people to bits with a twitch of his jaw?
Clearly not fun at all, that's what.
As the In-Rex munches on the tertiary guards - and everyone
near his cage that is not named Chris Pratt - Zach and Gray climb into a protected
sphere that takes them through a field of peaceful, hippie dinosaurs that only want to
munch on leaves and hang out. Zach decides to go off road, and they end up in
the forest. All seems fine until the In-Rex appears behind them. It kills the
other dinosaurs, then attacks the pod that protects Zach and Gray. The In-Rex figures
out how to break the unbreakable glass and tries to eat them both. A tussle
ensues and Zach manages to free them from the pod and lead his brother to a
river, only to come face-to-face with a giant cliff/waterfall combo. It's jump
or become the In-Rex's favorite new tooth pick. They jump.
When they come out of the water, Zach and Gray have their real
first sibling moment. Before the waterfall, Zach either only barely tolerated
his brother or showed slight signs of enjoying his time with him - the broody
teenager act to a fault. Emerging from the water is like a cleansing of sorts for
him, as the brothers' love is on full display. Zach truly wants to protect his
brother, and is concerned for his safety. All it takes for them to show it is a
joke, some mud, and a giant In-Rex out for blood.
As Claire and Owen desperately look for Zach and Gray, they
come upon one of the In-Rex's chomping grounds. An Apatosaurus - part of the
hippie crowd - lies dying on the grass. Owen goes to comfort the creature.
Claire hesitates, the coldness slipping, then joins him. She has her first real
moment of willful lack of control in the entire movie, as well as empathy as
she watches the dinosaur die. She reaches out to touch the face of the
dinosaur, her eyes welling with tears. You can tell in that moment that she
does not see the dying dinosaur as a beast or animal meant for public
consumption and profit. It is a living, breathing being, and it's dying. She
allows herself to be emotional, and the emotion resonates.
Trust the Apatosaurus to have the most dramatic death scene
in the movie. Those guys are always stealing scenes.
Claire's barriers are being broken down, and she sees what
she has been too stubborn and afraid to see: that caring about other creatures,
and people, is not a weakness. She's opening up, daring herself to feel things
and allow for the lack of control. It's a turning point for the character that
allows her to finally start truly connecting with Owen.
In-Rex continues to chomp its way towards the main hub of
the park, on a killing spree of all animals, big and small, where twenty
thousand people wait obliviously at the end of its run. Masrani tries to stop
it, but ends up only unleashing a wave of pterodactyls on the people trying to
get corndogs in the shopping area, which is sponsored by everything except for
dinosaurs and the letter I.
When Claire finally reunites with Zach and Gray, the meeting
is sweet, awkward, and funny. In a stark contrast to the beginning of the
movie, she initiates contact with Gray and shows how the carefully guarded
walls of control and distance have slipped. She is no longer cold and distant.
She has learned her lesson.
Cue Hoskins with his brilliant plan to use the raptors to
stop the In-Rex, save the day, and use the horrific death toll and rampaging
dinosaur as a chance to beta test the raptors in a potential military setting.
Symbolism abounds as they decide to use other
"trained" dinosaurs to take out the In-Rex. Hoskins' idea that mother
nature encourages war flows throughout the In-Rex's actions of killing
everything in its path, and it suggests that war can never be contained or
ended with new weapons, as men like Hoskins believe.
Owen decides to help in the plan. He doesn't like it, but
he's not really given a choice in the matter. The raptors and Owen speed off
into the jungle to fight a massive dinosaur with four raptors and some dudes
with automatic weapons and a grenade launcher or two.
There's another lesson about how God complexes tend to
create what we fear worst, and that what we build often turns on us, but the
more important thing is that Chris Pratt totally rides a motorcycle with four
raptors running around him like placid bloodhounds. He's the papa raptor, and
he couldn't look more proud. It's a cool scene that has featured in most of the
trailers.
The raptors meet In-Rex and they realize really quickly that
they kind of don't like humans. The In-Rex can communicate with the raptors
using its previously unknown raptor DNA to explain why humans are icky and
should hang with him instead. Eschewing its 'kill everything' rule, the In-Rex lets the
raptors live as they join it in taking the humans down.
Owen feels the betrayal of his raptors, but he does what any
sane person would do. He gets on his motorcycle and runs away.
The In-Rex, like the misanthrope it is, heads straight for
town to eat people, while Owen joins back up with the others. Claire, Owen,
Zach, and Gray try to fight, but it's clear they don't have what it takes to
face the dinosaur. The raptors show up again, killing Hoskins in the process,
and Owen does his intense stare down thing that's part of their training. I'm
not sure if the long stare makes Claire jealous, but it seems to do something
to the raptors. The beta raptor acknowledges Owen as the alpha again and turns
to attack In-Rex instead.
In the ensuing chaos, Claire comes to the realization that
the only thing that can stop the In-Rex is something as big and deadly. She
goes to an unmarked door and lights a flare. The door opens and the mama of all
dinosaurs emerges from the darkness: the T-Rex. Claire leads - read, runs away in
terror - the T-Rex back to where the In-Rex is trying to skewer Owen, Zach, and
Gray and the two dinosaurs immediately start fighting.
In releasing the T-Rex, Claire has given up all semblance of
control at last. She realizes that she doesn't have the answer to the In-Rex.
It's her hero moment, and her instincts end up being what saves them all.
After a few near misses, and an almost deadly end, the
T-Rex, with the help of the beta raptor, manages to push the In-Rex towards the
water.
Now, I don't know what the Mosasaurus holding area is doing
so close to the shopping center, but it's clearly helpful when the creature
surges out of the water and makes a meal out of the In-Rex, proving that
there's always a bigger predator out there.
While Chris Pratt's name has been everywhere in the
promotion of the film - and he is equal parts funny, adventurous, smart,
daring, and emotional in Jurassic World - the movie truly belongs to Bryce
Dallas Howard. She brings to Claire a strength and evolving sense of daringness,
playfulness, humor, and compassion. Claire has the most character growth out of
them all, and Bryce does not disappoint in the way she handles her through the rigors
of finding herself, deciding where she should apply her stubbornness and where
she should let go, and reconnecting with her family once more. Her banter with
Chris Pratt feels realistic, sassy, and loaded with intelligence. Her
awkwardness with her nephews is human and her return to them at the end of the
movie is just as human. Bryce Dallas Howard is definitely the MVP of the movie.
The action is fun, there are unexpected parts, and some
parts that are clearly set up for a sequel, but the movie was solid, the
dialogue on point, and definitely blockbuster-worthy fun. I give it a B-plus
rating.
Stray Thoughts:
- Chris Pratt
- Chris Pratt
- Chris Pratt soaking himself with gasoline.
- The technology they introduce is really cool, and feels like something that is possible in the future. It's all very tactile and realistic, and I really liked it.
- Jimmy Fallon has a cameo during the sphere of death ride. It's cute, funny, and I want to see the outtakes. Like, right now.
- What makes Claire even more of a badass is the fact that she does everything Owen does but in high heels and a skirt. Seriously... how? How are you alive? MVP for real.
- They make a deal out of Gray being super smart, which has zero percent relevance to the plot. They just sort of dropped the plotline entirely.
- They make another point of showing that Zach has a girlfriend, as well as a wandering eye, and that has zero relevancy. (As does the plot that their parents are likely getting a divorce.)
- I have an urge to stay at the Sheraton now. I'm sure it's unrelated.
- Jake Johnson is hilarious in this. He gets all the awards.
- There are lots of Jurassic Park references - the gate from the original movie is there, the sphere of death scene is much like the Jeep scene when the T-Rex first escapes in the original, they find Jeeps that belonged to the original characters, and a t-shirt from the original park that pretty much dooms the entire operation the moment the character puts it on.
- At no point did Samuel L. Jackson show up and yell about how he was tired of all the dinosaurs eating all the people. I was disappointed.
- Pterodactyls are mean.
Is it wrong that near the end of the movie all I can think of was "I want to know what type of heels she is wearing" because, not only did they not break while hiking through the juggle, but they also let her out run a T-Rex without turning an ankle. Take that - Easy Spirits!
ReplyDeleteHa! Those heels are magic. I'm certain they could probably cure world hunger after not breaking through all of that.
DeleteAlso, sorry for not replying sooner! Didn't see this until day. Thanks for reading! : )